Hysterical Church Signboards!

I have encountered this as I search the web and it's really eye-catchy! Its the outside signboard of churches just like on the pics. Well some are definitely photoshopped and changed into unsensible sign. But I have chosen and Listed on this blog the best church signboards I have seen. Well I'll just list them:

1. Aspire to inspire before you expire!

2. Walmart is not the only saving place in town

3. Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads

4. Get crunk on Christ!

5.Read the Bible - it will scare the Hell out of you

6.Keep using my name on vain, I'll make your rush hour longer - GOD

7.Oprah wouldn't like this church; Jesus is the only way

8. Give God what's right not what's left

9.If you dont like the way you born, try being born again!

10. Free Coffee, Everlasting Life, Yes Membership has privileges 

11. Be as a good person as your pet knows you are!

12. Santa Claus never died for anyone

13. Get off Facebook into my Book

14. Prayer: A wireless access to God with no roaming fee

15. Your on Heaven's most wanted list!

16. Don't be so open-minded, your brains might fall out

17. Can't sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the Shepherd!

18. You may party in hell but your the barbecue

19. Choose the bread of Life or you are Toast!

20. Tomorrow's forecast : God reigns and the Son shines!

21. If God has refrigerator, your picture would be on it

22. Life Stinks, we have a pew for you

23. There are some question that cant be answered by Google

24. Honk! If you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet Him

25. Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives direction for free

Credit to Google.com for the images. Oh! This video is the images of church signs check this out and I wanna credit the uploaders at Godtube, inspiredfaith and alienlife23456 at youtube. Here is the video, check it out! God Bless you! :D